Here are some funny proverbs that can put a smile on your face.. Enjoy!
1. If you can smile when things go wrong, you already have someone to blame.
2. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
3. Never use a hatchet
to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
4. When opportunity knocks, don't sit there complaining about the noise
5. Never look down on short people.
6. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
7. A man with both feet firmly on the ground is a man who can't get his pants off.
8. No one is listening until you fart.
9. Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain, and that's where your crappy ideas come from.
10. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
11. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
12. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
13. The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.
14. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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1. If you can smile when things go wrong, you already have someone to blame.
2. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
3. Never use a hatchet
to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
4. When opportunity knocks, don't sit there complaining about the noise
5. Never look down on short people.
6. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
7. A man with both feet firmly on the ground is a man who can't get his pants off.
8. No one is listening until you fart.
9. Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain, and that's where your crappy ideas come from.
10. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
11. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
12. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
13. The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.
14. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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